Stoneking Armor – Lock Down Tents, Inflatables, Lights & Sprinklers | No Trips, No Flyaways - Starter Pack

Fall is all pumpkins and porch glows… but let’s be honest: once November hits, the whole neighborhood flips to twinkling lights, giant snowmen, and inflatable reindeer with questionable balance. And nothing ruins the magic faster than a fallen Santa, a severed cord, or a rogue stake taking out a guest.

That’s exactly why we built Stoneking Armor—a tough, smart, Made-in-the-USA way to keep every piece of yard décor standing tall from Halloween through the holidays.

🛡️ What’s in the 6-Pack Starter Set

• 6 Stoneking Armor units—use them to lock down inflatables, protect sprinklers and landscape lights, or anchor tents/tables for holiday parties and tailgates.

• Each piece snaps together in seconds and pushes easily into the ground.

• Built for year-round use: spooky season → Thanksgiving → full-blown holiday lights.

🎄 Why You’ll Love It This Season

Holiday Inflatable Protection
Keeps pumpkins up in October, turkeys steady in November, and snowmen/reindeer upright when December winds go rogue.

Trip Prevention
Creates a visible, low-profile barrier around tether points so kids, pets, and guests don’t faceplant on cords or stakes.

Sprinkler & Light Shield
Protects sprinkler heads, solar lights, and pathway décor from foot traffic, delivery drivers, and lawn equipment.

In-Ground Wire Protection
Shields extension cords, light strands, and inflatable power cables from cuts, tangles, and mower edges.

Multi-Season Must-Have
One solution for all your décor transitions: Halloween → Friendsgiving → Holiday parties → New Year’s Eve.

Proudly Made in the USA

We manufacture Stoneking Armor right here at home. It’s high-impact, weather-resistant, and built to handle foot traffic, pets, and whatever your lawn throws at it—year after year.

⚡ Quick Facts

• Snaps together—no tools

• Rugged, weatherproof, fade-resistant

• Blends into your lawn

• Reusable season after season

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🍂🎄 This year, don’t just decorate—defend your holiday setup. With the Stoneking Armor 6-Pack, your yard stays festive, safe, and exactly the way you planned it.