Fall kicks things off with pumpkins and spooky inflatables… and then suddenly it’s November, you’ve got lights everywhere, the blow-up snowman is leaning a little too far left, and the extension cords are one bad step away from disaster.
Enter Stoneking Armor—your small-but-mighty, Made-in-the-USA guard that keeps every piece of outdoor décor standing tall from Halloween straight through the holidays.
🛡️ What You Get (Single Unit)
One Stoneking Armor ring—perfect for:
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Locking down a single inflatable
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Protecting a sprinkler head or landscape light
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Guarding a key extension cord or holiday light wire
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Anchoring a tether point so no one trips over it
It snaps together in seconds, pushes easily into the ground, and stays put—no tools, no fuss.
🎄 Why You’ll Love It This Season
Keeps Inflatables Upright
From ghosts to turkeys to 9-ft reindeer… it keeps them from tipping, spinning, or blowing away.
Stops Trip Hazards
Creates a visible, protective barrier around cords and stakes so kids, pets, and guests don’t eat it on your lawn.
Shields Sprinklers & Lights
Think of it as armor for the fragile stuff—sprinkler heads, pathway lights, solar stakes, you name it.
Protects Holiday Wires
Prevents cuts, tangles, and mower mishaps with extension cords and light strands.
Season-to-Season Versatility
Use one for a problem spot—or grab a few and tackle your whole holiday setup.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
Every Stoneking Armor unit is manufactured right here at home using high-impact, weather-resistant materials built to last. It handles foot traffic, pets, and unpredictable weather without cracking or shifting.
⚡ Quick Facts
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Single modular guard
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Snaps together—no tools
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Weatherproof + reusable
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Blends into your yard
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Safe for kids, pets, and holiday chaos
🍂🎄 One décor disaster avoided is worth it.
A single Stoneking Armor unit gives you simple, strong protection that keeps your yard festive, safe, and exactly the way you planned it.
